Men see what women do, but they never know what women think while they are doing it.
Don't try to figure out what will make us happy. We have been trying to get to the bottom of that mystery since the beginning of time and we have no clue either.
Men don't know how much we really eat. Really.
We are judging your outfit, whether silently or not, from head to toe, right this very moment.
Sometimes we bring you to dinners, parties, and events just to be able to say, "That one is mine." Remember that.
We think at least two of your friends are hot.
If we freak out over baby shoes, it doesn't necessarily mean we want a baby. There's just something about baby shoes. Women. Love. Baby shoes.
Never hang up first.
Men always wonder what women want. We won't admit it, but we wonder the same exact thing.
When we walk into a room we notice which women you'd sleep with before you do.
Don't try to figure out what will make us happy. We have been trying to get to the bottom of that mystery since the beginning of time and we have no clue either.
Men don't know how much we really eat. Really.
We are judging your outfit, whether silently or not, from head to toe, right this very moment.
Sometimes we bring you to dinners, parties, and events just to be able to say, "That one is mine." Remember that.
We think at least two of your friends are hot.
If we freak out over baby shoes, it doesn't necessarily mean we want a baby. There's just something about baby shoes. Women. Love. Baby shoes.
Never hang up first.
Men always wonder what women want. We won't admit it, but we wonder the same exact thing.
When we walk into a room we notice which women you'd sleep with before you do.
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07.06.2010 в 11:07